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SatireMay 11, 2026

Local College Student Attempts Laundry, Accidentally Summons Textile-Based Apocalypse

A routine college laundry night spirals into absolute chaos when one overconfident student turns a dorm laundromat into a foam-filled disaster zone worthy of federal investigation.

SatireJanuary 19, 2026

500 Guys Opens First Location, Accidentally Employs Entire Suburb

A satirical look at the disastrous launch of 500 Guys, the burger chain that accidentally hired an entire town and turned fast food into a full-scale corporate operation.

TechOctober 5, 2025

Why Raycast Is the Most Useful App on macOS

A look at the powerful app Raycast.